Written by and starring Marcia D'Arc
Join Drag Queen Marcia D’Arc – aka Mrs Smutty Claus, just touched down from the North Pole, as she entertains you with her own smutty and saucy versions of popular Christmas songs!
Gather around her festively adorned stage piano, for an evening of irreverent renditions, and risque rhymes, which will set your bells a-jinglin’ to New Years and beyond!
Show features such festive favourites as ‘Rudolph the Horny Reindeer’ and ‘The smuttiest time of the year’, as well as Marcia’s own naughty version of ‘The Night Before Christmas’ and her queer retelling of the Nativity story.
She might even have the chance to answer a few agony-aunt letters, doling out some sage yet suspicious advice to the lonely and blue this Christmas.
In 2018 Marcia took her one-woman show ‘Songs of Smut and Sparkle’ to the Edinburgh Fringe festival:
“Thank you for an amazing evening of Smut and Sparkle! Had me in stitches. 5 stars. 10/10 on the SMUT-O-METER” – Dale Adams, Edinburgh Review.
In 2017 Marcia performed her first feature length version of ‘A Very Smutty Christmas’, and this year she’s taking the new and improved show on a little tour around the Southwest.
Suitable for age 18+ audience only (filthy language!)
- Friday 7th December 2018, 8.30-10pm, Upstairs at The Greenbank, 57 Belle Vue Road, Easton, Bristol, BS5 6DP. Tickets are £6.50 in advance, £8 on the door
- Wednesday 12th December, 8-9.30pm, Upstairs at The Robin Hood, 56 St Michaels Hill, Bristol, BS2 8DX. Tickets are £6.50 in advance, £8 on the door
- Saturday 15th December, 8-9.30pm, Upstairs at St James’ Wine Vaults, 10 St James’s Street, Bath, BA1 2TW. Tickets are £6.50 in advance, £8 on the door
- Wednesday 19th December, 8.30-10pm, BRISCO, 16 West Street, Old Market, Bristol, BS2 0DF. Tickets are £5 in advance, £6 on the door
- Friday 28th December, 9-10.30pm, The Star Inn, 13 Bank Pl, Pill, Bristol, BS20 0AQ. Free entry.