Annette Curtain’s Grotty Grotto

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Christmas is an almighty f*** up!
Santa is having trouble emptying his sack,
The Elves are distracted by Grindr.
and Mrs Claus has run off with Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Santa needs help coming this year, and this looks like a job for everyone’s favourite nosey neighbour Annette Curtain.

Join her as gets out her dazzling baubles ,hooks the elves up with some wise men, and tops the christmas fairy.
Can Annette get Christmas back on curtain tracks? Will Annette solve brexit? Is she the saviour Christmas needs?

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