Ophelia Bitz/ArtWank


Website: http://www.opheliabitz.com (opens in new tab)

Ophelia Bitz- cabaret emcee, performance artist, feminist loud-mouth, jazz vocalist. www.opheliabitz.com

ArtWank- interactive film cabaret exploring the ethics, aesthetics and theatrics of pornography.


Equity member: M00285822



Compere. Ringmistress. Emcee. Vocalist. Auctioneer. Celebrant.  Headline Cabaret Act. Band Leader. Comedienne. Performance Artist. Radio Presenter. Sideshow and Burlesque Act. Awards Ceremony Presenter.



Original comedy material. Varied repertoire of original songs and covers. Improvisation and bespoke content. Public speaking and ceremony.

Extensive wardrobe of high-end bespoke costuming (circus, burlesque, vintage, drag, fantasy, glamour, formal, themes).

Director and host of ArtWank- an interactive, research-based film and cabaret event exploring the ethics, aesthetics and theatrics of pornography. www.artwank.co.uk


Highlight Clients and Collaborators

Universal. BBC. Channel 4. Cannes Film Festival. Monaco Grand Prix.  Derren Brown. Tim Burton. The Tiger Lillies. The Culture Show.

The Famous Spiegeltent. Hendricks Gin. W Hotel Awards. London Wonderground. Time Out Live. London Tattoo Convention.

Main stages at Glastonbury, Bestival, Latitude, Download.


Highlight Media Appearances

Rolling Stone. The Culture Show. Woman’s Hour. Time Out London. The Guardian. The Observer. Grazia. The Erotic Review.


Physical details: Height: 5’ 6’’. Hair: Auburn, shoulder-length. Eyes: Hazel Measurements: 44/30/40

Playing age: 20 –35

Vocal Range: Soprano, alto. Blues, jazz, chanson, rock, folk.



BA Theatre Arts and Drama, Goldsmiths College

Higher Diploma Vocal Performance, Institute of Contemporary Music Performance